Stewart Puts it in Perspective

“You know, whatever you may think of the respective leaderships — the Israelis or Hamas — whatever gods you pray to, or whatever direction you may pray to them in; if you can’t even look at Gaza and agree that there is suffering there that needs to be alleviated — no matter whose to blame for it — then your heart is so dead, tourists flock there to float on their backs in it.”

- Jon Stewart, in response to a statement by columnist Charles Krauthammer, claiming that there is no humanitarian crisis in Gaza, and that “there is noone starving in Gaza.”

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-june-2-2010/clusterf–k-to-the-war-house—korean-peninsula—middle-east

Regulation Brownies

I thought this post about the Department of Defense's 26-page brownie recipe was rather funny. Apparently, the brownies are made to last for at least three years. I can't tell if this is written by a baker, a chemist, or a lawyer:

Shortening shall be a refined, hydrogenated vegetable oil or combination of refined vegetable oils which are in common use by the baking industry. Coconut and palm kernel oils may be used only in the coating. The shortening shall have a stability of not less than 100 hours as determined by the Active Oxygen Method (AOM) in Method Cd 12-57 of the Commercial Fats and Oils chapter in the Official and Tentative Methods of the American Oil Chemists Society. The shortening may contain alpha monoglycerides and an antioxidant or combination of antioxidants, as permitted by the Federal Grain Inspection Service (FGIS), and the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act and regulations promulgated thereunder.

Defense Department Has A 26-Page Brownie RecipeThe Consumerist

Yes, Hookah is Haram

Update (5/19/2010): I noticed a lot of traffic coming to this blog post with the search words “is hookah haram.” I think it’s a disservice for me to leave the post as it is without any sort of (authoritative) explanation as to what the above is all about. If you’re curious about the actual legal rulings regarding hookah (which is the same as the legal ruling regarding cigarette smoking), please see the following Q&A: http://qa.sunnipath.com/issue_view.asp?HD=1&ID=677&CATE=115


The following summary was sent out over the American Muslim Health Professionals list. For the full article, see: http://www.webmd.com/smoking-cessation/news/20100510/hookahs-safer-than-cigarettes-thats-a-pipe-dream

Toking on Water Pipes Gaining in Popularity, but Full of Health Risks

“Little is known about the addictive nature or health risks of water pipe smoking, but it may be at least as harmful as cigarette smoking,” the authors write.

Water pipe smoke contains nicotine, carbon monoxide, and carcinogens and may contain even greater amounts of tar and heavy metals than cigarette smoke, the researchers say.

Water pipe smoke has been linked to lung cancer, heart disease, infectious diseases, and pregnancy-related complications.

Researchers say that water pipe smoking has increased recently in North America and Europe.

SOURCES:

News release, American Academy of Pediatrics.

Duglas, E. Pediatrics, June 2010; vol 125: pp 1184-1189.

Original Article: http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/cgi/reprint/peds.2009-2335v1.pdf

Also see:

Pediatrics 2005;116;e113-e119

http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/cgi/reprint/116/1/e113

“And thou wilt see the mountains, which [now] thou deemest so firm, pass away as clouds pass away: a work of God, who has ordered all things to perfection! Verily, He is fully aware of all that you do!” (Qur’an 27:88)

“And the mountains will move with [an awesome] movement.” (Qur’an 52:10)

“And the mountains are shattered into [countless] shards, so that they become as scattered dust.” (Qur’an 56:5-6)

I thought this passive-aggressive note was too funny not to share. Very cute. ..and for those wondering, yes, this is still me experimenting with my Buzz/Wordpress integration.

Click on the link below for the background…

You burned my feelingsPassiveAggressiveNotes.com — funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people


Recession Hitting Casinos

It's always nice to hear that there is SOME good news coming out of the recession. Hopefully the trend continues even when the economy improves — however unlikely that is.

Recession Hits Casino Gambling For $1.8 Billion LossThe Consumerist


WP-Buzz-o-Matic!

I have finally figured out how to get my Google Buzz posts to automagically generate blog posts in WordPress. I had to modify an existing plugin — WP-o-Matic. It's still not perfect, but at least it brings in my buzz content, including the body of the text, and images. I think it also works with shared notes from Google Reader (since that's already linked to Buzz). I'm still not sure if it brings in links, but we shall see after I post this.


wp-o-matic « Devthought

Accidental Pirate

The girl on the Vizio box looks like a pirate because of the sensor. I just thought this looked funny. Plus, posting this gives me an excuse to continue my test with Buzz/Wordpress integration.

My Own Droid Review

I bought my Droid the day it was released. I read a bunch of reviews prior to making my decision, and some friends asked me my thoughts on the phone after I made the purchase. As promised, the following are my observations (with some updates to my original review, highlighted in blue):

First, the screen is made of glass — metal keys do not scratch it (there are videos on youtube of people trying to scratch it, check them out). The slide-out keyboard is not as easy to use as a blackberry, but I like having the option of typing more precisely. The on-screen keyboard is really easy to use in landscape mode, a little tougher in portrait, but still manageable with the auto-correct. The auto-correct is nice, but obviously you do need to add Islamic terms to the dictionary. I am especially fond of the the new Swype, alternative keyboard.

The OS is completely integrated with your Google account. I logged in once, and instantly my gmails are automagically pushed to my phone literally as soon as they hit my inbox in the cloud (and in gmail I have access to all my labels, etc. — which I appreciate because I did not have that as easily on the blackberry); all my contacts are synced with my phone instantly (I make a change to a contact in gmail, it appears on my Droid instantly); I am already set up in the Google Talk app (which you can have run continuously in the background, although it can eat memory if you let it get out of hand); my calendar is my Google Calendar — down to the colors of the events based on the colors I had the different sub-calendars set up as within Google Calendar; of course Google Voice integrates nicely as well. You can have the option to select for each call whether you want to make a call with Google Voice or without, and your Google Voice inbox syncs automagically as well.

I am sure you have already seen the videos of the GPS navigator, and I just need to emphasize its awesomeness. There is absolutely NO need to buy a Garmin, Tomtom, or whatever else is out there. This gives you turn-by-turn voice directions, adds layers for satellite view (just like google maps), traffic (just like google maps), street view (BETTER than google maps), and an aerial 3-point perspective view (not even IN google maps). There are also layers for restaurants, gas stations, what-have-you. Directions can also be found using the dictated search, by the way. So I can tap and hold the magnifying glass button, and a voice search prompt pops up. I can say, “driving directions to In-N-Out” it gives me a list of the nearest In-N-Outs, I click on the top one, and boom: direction list. Click on Navigate, and I get voice directions. The dictated search will default to a google search if you do not give it specific instructions like “directions to…” or “call fulan ibn fulan on mobiyl.”

Facebook is BLAZING fast. There are a few issues that I think they need to tweak (based on a friend’s observations — I have not had any serious issues, personally). What is great is that it can sync and join/merge the contacts’ information to your Google Contacts — so there is one unified list (or if you prefer to keep them separated you can, it is rather robust). It automatically syncs the contacts’ information (or you can prevent that automatic sync).

I have not had a smart phone that did not have the ability to multi-task, so the thought of not being able to do so on the iPhone makes one shudder. Multi-tasking on the Droid is very good — although I do find myself relying on Task Panel — a task killer app — to free up memory now and again to speed the animations of the OS up. The task killer can be set up to automatically do this for you when memory gets below a certain amount.

While the iPhone App store has a ton more apps, the Android Market is a lot more open to development and encourages anyone and everyone to make any app they want; so you will see a lot more innovative stuff. Some of the coolest apps that I have (and which I do not think are available on the iPhone):

Locale — by far my favorite utility! It senses where you are using the GPS, and you can set up profiles for it depending on the location, you can also make it dependent on time of day, as well as a few other options. So when I go into the masjid, my phone goes into silent mode. When I am at my office (during business hours), my phone is on vibrate mode. When I go to sleep at night, at my apartment, my phone turns off notifications except for the phone ringer.

Where’s My Droid? — if I ever lose my phone in my apartment, and the sound happens to be off, I can send myself a text from my computer with the message “Wheres my Droid” and my phone turns the sound all the way up and the alert goes off telling me where it is.

Handcent and SMS Popup (2 separate apps) — I rely on both of these for text messages. They each allow you to dictate (by voice) a text message — great for when you are driving. I have decided I like Handcent, and it works fine alone.

Qik — allows DVD-quality streaming video from your phone to your Qik site account.

Missed Call — allows you to completely customize notifications, down to the color of the LED that blinks to notify you of a missed call (as well as the rate at which it blinks). It supports the differentiation of notifications from Gmail, Twitter, SMS, phone, and a few others I think. The Droid (Android, really) is all about customization of the phone to your liking (not Apple’s). And it is definitely a contender in form and function.

Of course, there is iQuran — which is the same as it is on the iPhone. The free version lets you download all of the audio from just one reciter, as well as one version of the translation. There is a nifty mu`adhdhin program (Mouthen), but I think the qiblah compass has some issues; I am searching for an alternative. But what is great is that the prayer times are based on your GPS location — all you need to do in options is specify a fiqh and calculation method. I have since found my alternative: Islamic Compass. It has the GPS based prayer times, qiblah compass, and plays the adhan as well. It’s a terrific program — and I even got the developers to transliterate the text properly.

There is also Flixster (do not know if they have that on the iPhone), which is a terrific app for movie-buffs. It has lists of up-coming movies, movies that are out, top box office movies, movies on DVD, and it has movie info, a direct link to the trailers, IMDB site, Rotten Tomato reviews, user reviews, critic reviews… then there is a tab to find theaters that are close to you (based on GPS), and it then gives you the address, phone number, and showtimes (you can select for which date) for each of the movies playing at that theater.

So there you have my Droid review.

So now my excuse for not posting anything (for the past four months) is that I have been a little bit preoccupied with work (not that my posts have been missed). I am working just four days a week right now. It certainly is nice having a three-day weekend each week…although it does not really fall on the weekend, but whatever. I try not to waste time during my weekends though. Sometimes I will go into my office and take care of paperwork and random stuff.

I suppose I should mention that since I restarted this blog, I have opened my own office and started working at another office as well; so that takes up the bulk of my time. The rest of my time has been spent playing with my new phone. I traded in my Blackberry Curve for the Motorola Droid when it was released back in November. I am absolutely loving this new phone (I am using it to write up this post). This phone makes my old BB seem archaic. I have been asked by a number of friends to tell them my thoughts on the phone, and I wrote a “short” review for them. I will post a copy of that up here soon for anyone curious about that.

What else is new… oh, yeah! I moved! I am absolutely loving my new apartment. One of the greatest things about it is that I have my washer and dryer inside the unit. If you know me (or if you had ever read my old blog), you would know how dramatic an issue laundry rooms have always been for me. Al-hamdu lilLah, I do not have to deal with that drama anymore. That is about as exciting as things are right now. Who knew laundry could be so exciting?